How To Annoy Your Parents

By Jordan Kuhn

My nine-year-old grandson

(Who, by the way, has already had a story published by our local newspaper, The Courier-Journal)

• Chapter 1
  
  Getting to Know Your Parents Secrets


Here’s how to find out your parent’s secrets:




1. Go up to your parent’s bedroom and listen to what their saying.



2. Listen to what they’re saying on the phone to their friends.





• Chapter 2
  
  Messing With Your Parents





1. Read at the dinner table and don’t stop until they yank it out of your hands.



2. Hide the phone and press the pager button when your little baby brother or sister is sleeping (If you have one).



3. Beg to your parents to let you ride in the front seat.





• Chapter 3
  
  Make Your Family Look Dumb When Guests are over





1. Make disgusting noises at the dinner table.



2. Try to burp as loud as you can.



3. Keep yelling until your parents cup their hand over your mouth.

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