How To Avoid Offending Blind People

According to BuyCostumes.com, the most popular Halloween costumes this year are fantasy figures, like mythical heroes and witches. And not the evil, green, wart-nosed witches of fairy tales either...fancy, nice, good witches.

It seems that, this Halloween, you are choosing to forget about the real-life horrors you're encountering like outrageous gas prices, hurricanes, earthquakes, floods, and Supreme Court nominations - and choosing to have fun. Good for you!

I also saw a list of politically incorrect costumes. You know how "far out" political correctness can get; along with the expected ethnic stereotypes, I noticed "pirate costumes with eye patches." Why? "They may offend blind people."

How would they know? I have a simple idea...let's just not tell them.

Happy Halloween!


Cliff Kuhn, M.D.
The Laugh Doctor
"it all starts with a SMILE"

The Natural Medicine of Humor
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And People Actually Wonder Why I Became The Laugh Doctor!

My Dad, Carol Kuhn, was living the last of his life in a nursing home in Pennsylvania. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Dad's nurse, Kathy, asked if there was anything wrong.

"Yes," said my Dad, "My private part died today and I am very sad."

Knowing my Dad was forgetful and sometimes a little "off", she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Kuhn, please accept my condolences."

The following day, Dad was walking down the hall with his "little guy" hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Kathy.

"Mr. Kuhn," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that, please put your private part back in your pajamas."

"But, Nurse Kathy," replied Dad, "I told you yesterday that my private part died."

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" asked Nurse Kathy.

"Well," he replied, "today's the viewing."


Cliff Kuhn, M.D.
The Laugh Doctor
"it all starts with a SMILE"

The Natural Medicine of Humor
"Discover a unique, FREE, and incredibly powerful prescription created out of desperation by a (formerly) stressed-out Kentucky psychiatrist"

The Blog Directory

How To Find Out Just About Anything Related To The Natural Medicine Of Humor

Someone recently asked me, "So what is on your website anyway? What's it about?" I'd thought I'd make that an easy answer by periodically posting a site map in my blog. I hope this is of some help.

A Navigational Table of Contents for Natural Humor Medicine.com

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The Natural Medicine of Humor Adds Happiness to Your Life Right Away

• Dr. Kuhn's Most Popular Natural-Humor-Medicine Articles
  
  
  
  • Humor - The Best Natural Medicine Available (and It's Free Too!)
    
  • Dr. Kuhn's Fun Commandments
    
  • Forget about being Funny; How to Start Having More Fun...Today
    
  • How Harry Potter can Teach Kids About Walking through Fear
    
  • How Humor Improves your Mental Health
    
  • Quit Smoking Today, Simply and Easily, Using Humor
    
  • How to Use Humor to Experience the Sexual Health of a Twenty-Year-Old
    
  • How Humor make Stress Management Simple and Easy
    
  • Use Humor for the Weight Loss You've Always Dreamed of
    
  • Women's Sexual Health is Demystified and Improved with Humor
  
  
  
• Other Articles on Success, Health, Fun, Fitness, and More!
  
  
  
  • Bad habits are Not Hard to Change, If You Know How
    
  • Change Management is Simple, When You Know How to Use Fun
    
  • How to Achieve Incredible Levels of Creativity Using Humor
    
  • Use Humor for An Easy (and Powerful!) Physical Exercise
    
  • How to Use Humor to Have Great Relationships
    
  • Use Humor to Build Towering Self Esteem
    
  • Gain the Self Respect of "those People"...Using Humor
    
  • Use Humor to Gain Amazing Self-Awareness
    
  • How a Simple Smile Can Change Your Life
    
  • How to Use Humor to Create Phenomenal Levels of Family Fun
    
  • How to Use Humor to Say "Goodbye" to Stress
    
  • Easy and Effective Stress Management and Relief Techniques
    
  • How to Get Rid of Stress Symptoms Today!
    
  • The Five Symptoms of Your Secret Problem (and How to Fix Them)
    
  • Lower Your Stress Today...Using Humor
    
  • How to Use a Simple Prescription for Your Greatest Wellness Yet
    
  • How to Teach a Zombie to Have Fun
    
  • An Interview with America's Laugh Doctor, Cliff Kuhn, M.D.
    
  • An Interview with World Famous Comedian, Gallagher
    
  • An Interview with Comic Legend, Chris Rush
    
  • An Interview with GQ Magazine's "King of the One Night Stand Up", Mark Klein
    
  • An Interview with Stress Management Expert, Loretta LaRoche
    
  • How to Survive Family Gatherings (Guest Author)
    
  • How to Set Goals that Work (Guest Author)
    
  • What are Glyconutrients and How Can they Help You? (Guest Author)
    
  • How Cancer and Laughter go Together (Guest Author)
    
  • Child Development is Almost Entirely About Love, Research Clearly Shows (Guest Author)
    
  • How to Flood Your Heart with Happiness (Guest Author)
    
  • Aging Gracefully Is Fun! (Guest Author)
    
  • What is Humor Healing? (Guest Author)
    
  • How to Laugh During Troubled Times (Guest Author)
    
  • Use Positive Affirmations to Enhance Your Self-Esteem (Guest Author)
    
  • How Humor Helps You Have a Healthy Heart (Guest Author)
  
  
  
• How to Use Humor to Quickly Change Your Life...and Make those Changes Last!
  
  
  
• Dr. Kuhn's Humor Medicine Blog
  
  
  
  • The Natural Medicine of Humor Blog
  
  
  
• Take Our Free Humor Quiz and Find Out if You're as Healthy and Happy as You Could (and Should) Be
  
  
  
• Take Our Free Ecourse, Stop Your Seriousness and Nip Your Killer in the Bud
  
  
  
• Take Our Free Fun Factor Ecourse and Learn all About Dr. Kuhn's Patented Prescription for Happiness and Health
  
  
  
• Funny and Humorous Products and Resources Reviewed by Dr. Kuhn
  
  
  
  • Bill Cosby's Comedy Recordings
    
  • Bob Newhart's Comedy Recordings
    
  • The Fun Zone Website
    
  • George Carlin's Comedy Books
    
  • George Carlin's Comedy Recordings
    
  • Jerry Seinfeld's Comedy Recordings
    
  • Easy to Learn Magic Tricks
    
  • Ray Romano's Comedy Recordings
    
  • A Funny Farce - Schmoozing the Nigerians
    
  • Steven Wright's Comedy Recordings
    
  • Laugh with the Rich Jerk
    
  • A Great Humor Website - The Mainland Press
    
  • Woody Allen's Comedy Books
  
  
  
• Natural and Alternative Health Products and Resources Reviewed by Dr. Kuhn
  
  
  
  • An Alternative Cancer Care Website
    
  • How to Cure Your Arthritis
    
  • Clifford Kuhn, M.D.'s Amazingly Powerful Method for Overcoming ALL Your Life's Problems
    
  • Stop Smoking Today, Just Like a Member of the Kuhn Family Did
    
  • The Internet's Best Source for Health Food
    
  • How to Stop Your Bad Breath
    
  • Cure Your Heartburn
    
  • How to Cure Your Asthma - Naturally
    
  • How to Stop Anxiety Attacks Forever
    
  • Stop Snoring - Finally Get a Great Night's Sleep
    
  • How to be Fit When You're Forty (and Over)
    
  • How to Finally Lose that Weight
  
  
  
• Success and Self-Help Products and Resources Reviewed by Dr. Kuhn
  
  
  
  • The Tao of Pooh
    
  • Conversations With God, Book One
    
  • Conversations With God, Book Two
    
  • Conversations With God, Book Three
    
  • How to Use Creative Visualization
    
  • The Way of the Peaceful Warrior
    
  • How I Raised Myself from Failure to Success through Selling
    
  • Good to Great
    
  • Think and Grow Rich
    
  • Rich Dad's Retire Young/Retire Rich
    
  • The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People
    
  • Laugh (and Get Rich?) with the Rich Jerk
    
  • Move Your Career Ahead by Stopping Bad Breath
    
  • The Platinum Rule
  
  
  
• Clifford Kuhn, M.D.'s Amazingly Powerful Method for Overcoming ALL Your Life's Problems
  
  
• Alternative Medicine News from PRWeb - Updated Daily for You
  
  
  
• Health and Fitness News from PRWeb - Updated Daily for You
  
  
  
• Want to Read Some of the Best Humor Research for Yourself?
  
  
  
• How The Laugh Doctor Gives Your Organization Your Best Event Ever - Guaranteed
  
  
  
• Who is The Laugh Doctor and How to Contact Him
  
  
  
• Links to Sites Dr. Kuhn Recommends
  
  
  

Cliff Kuhn, M.D.
The Laugh Doctor
"it all starts with a SMILE"

The Natural Medicine of Humor
"Discover a unique, FREE, and incredibly powerful prescription created out of desperation by a (formerly) stressed-out Kentucky psychiatrist"

The Blog Directory

The Grown-Up Version Of "The Dog Ate My Homework"

CareerBuilder.com recently asked managers to reveal the funniest and most unusual excuses given by employees for missing work.

Here are some of the best:

• "I'm too drunk to drive to work."


• "I accidentally flushed my keys down the toilet."


• "I had to help deliver a baby on my way to work."


• "I accidentally drove through the automatic garage door before it opened." (Okay...now that one I can believe)


• "My boyfriend's snake got loose and I am afraid to leave the bedroom until he gets home."


• "I'm too fat to get into my work pants."


• "God didn't wake me."


• "The ghosts in my house kept me up all night."


• "I forgot I was getting married today."


• "My cow bit me."


• "My house lock jammed and I'm locked in."

Those are funny, but don't make up excuses anymore. Tell your boss the truth - that you're going out to have some fun.

Stop by my website first!


Cliff Kuhn, M.D.
The Laugh Doctor
"it all starts with a SMILE"

The Natural Medicine of Humor
"Discover a unique, FREE, and incredibly powerful prescription created out of desperation by a (formerly) stressed-out Kentucky psychiatrist"

The Blog Directory

A Thank You For All The Email Chain Letters

I want to thank you who have taken the time and trouble to send me your chain letters over the past 12 months. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy. Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.

I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.

I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.

I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our American troops or the Salvation Army. I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan.

I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer have any sneakers -- but that will change once I receive my free replacement pair from Nike. I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish.

Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time).

I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. Yes, I want to thank you so much for looking out for me that I will now return the favor!

I must add my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat crap in the glue on envelopes cause I now have to get a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

Have a wonderful day!


Cliff Kuhn, M.D.
The Laugh Doctor
"it all starts with a SMILE"

The Natural Medicine of Humor
"Discover a unique, FREE, and incredibly powerful prescription created out of desperation by a (formerly) stressed-out Kentucky psychiatrist"

The Blog Directory

How To Have Fun In China

Here is a real-life list of travelers' tips issued by the Chinese government in 1994:

"Don't squat when waiting for a bus or a person. Don't spit in public. Don't point at people with your fingers. Don't make noise. Don't laugh loudly. Don't yell or call to people from a distance. Don't pick your teeth, pick your nose, blow your nose, pick at your ears, rub your eyes, or rub dirt off your skin. Don't scratch, take off your shoes, burp, stretch, or hum."

Wow, sign me up! I'm calling my travel agent today!


Cliff Kuhn, M.D.
The Laugh Doctor
"it all starts with a SMILE"

The Natural Medicine of Humor
"Discover a unique, FREE, and incredibly powerful prescription created out of desperation by a (formerly) stressed-out Kentucky psychiatrist"

The Blog Directory

How To Excuse Yourself From The Table

Those of you familiar with my website and my comedy know I don't work "blue." I'm a cleam comic, but this joke was too funny to pass up. I hope it makes you smile like it did for me -- you know how important it is to smile!

During class, a 6th grade teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students, one by one:

"Rich, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" she asked.

"Just a minute, I have to go pee."

The teacher replied "That would be rude and impolite! What about you Bill, how would you say it?"

"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."

The teacher responded,"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the table. And you Little Bernie, are you able to use your intelligence for once and
show us your good manners?"

I would say, "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment; I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after supper."


Cliff Kuhn, M.D.
The Laugh Doctor
"it all starts with a SMILE"

The Natural Medicine of Humor
"Discover a unique, FREE, and incredibly powerful prescription created out of desperation by a (formerly) stressed-out Kentucky psychiatrist"

The Blog Directory

How To Annoy Your Parents

By Jordan Kuhn

My nine-year-old grandson

(Who, by the way, has already had a story published by our local newspaper, The Courier-Journal)

• Chapter 1
  
  Getting to Know Your Parents Secrets


Here’s how to find out your parent’s secrets:




1. Go up to your parent’s bedroom and listen to what their saying.



2. Listen to what they’re saying on the phone to their friends.





• Chapter 2
  
  Messing With Your Parents





1. Read at the dinner table and don’t stop until they yank it out of your hands.



2. Hide the phone and press the pager button when your little baby brother or sister is sleeping (If you have one).



3. Beg to your parents to let you ride in the front seat.





• Chapter 3
  
  Make Your Family Look Dumb When Guests are over





1. Make disgusting noises at the dinner table.



2. Try to burp as loud as you can.



3. Keep yelling until your parents cup their hand over your mouth.

P.S. Please come to my website and share your own cute son,daughter, or grandchild story!


Cliff Kuhn, M.D.
The Laugh Doctor
"it all starts with a SMILE"

The Natural Medicine of Humor
"Discover a unique, FREE, and incredibly powerful prescription created out of desperation by a (formerly) stressed-out Kentucky psychiatrist"

The Blog Directory